Alderaan 5 Day Forecast

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Hope you didn’t have big plans for the weekend!

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That’s no full moon…

Alderaan is a paradise on… umm, Alderaan, with rollings fields and snow capped mountains. Always a lovely place to visit. Planning on visiting next week? Well, let’s just take a look at the 5 day forecast. It looks like Monday and Tuesday are going to be real nice, in the low 70s. Then it looks like the temperature shoots up to a scorching 15,000 degrees and then…well, I think we are having some technical difficulties, because we don’t have the numbers for the rest of the week. It’s like a million weathermen all cried out at once and then went silent on this Alderaan 5 Day Forecast T-Shirt!

If you still don’t get the gag, Alderaan was destroyed by the Death Star in Episode IV: A New Hope at Grand Moff Tarkin’s order as a demonstration of its power to the galaxy. You had to make me say it, didn’t you?