Sarcasm is the ability to insult idiots without them realising it. As the great Steven Wright once said, “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark. But, you know what? It’s okay if you don’t like me – not everyone has good taste.
I truly love sarcasm. (Well, duh!) It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege. People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world.
What’s all this got to do with Star Wars? Wow – could you be any stupider?
And by the way, whoever parked in my space – thank you. I enjoyed the walk… Yeah, there’s nothing like an hour in the rain.