“Go for Emperor Palpatine.
“Vader – how’s my favorite Sith? Woah woah woah – just slow down! Huh? What do you mean they blew up the Death Star? Who’s they!?
“What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?!
“Okay, okay… so who’s left? Are you shitting me!? Well, where are you? Wait a sec – you’ve been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal? Oh, you must smell like feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon…
“Oh oh oh I’m sorry! I thought my dark lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that’s only two meters wide! That thing wasn’t even fully paid off yet! Do you have any idea what this is going to do to my credit?
“What? Oh, “just rebuild it”? Real fucking original! Who’s going to give me a loan, jack-hole? You? You got an ATM on that torso light-bright?
“Now get your 7’2″ asthmatic ass back here, or I’m going to tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Pada-mommy or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name is…”